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Oh Is There Not One Toady Here......
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rickwestwell
offlineMemberPosted 2 years ago # -
rickwestwell
offlineMemberExcellent - I'm off to the billiard room, with Miss Scarlett and the candlestick.
Posted 2 years ago # -
Mary Evans
offlineMemberTrust me hgarry, the only self-emptying I'm scheduled to do anytime soon, you won't want to be a part of.
And the doll is yours for a mere £49.99 + P&P (first 100 callers receive free commemorative blue fluffy slippers). Ironic really. Historically, a bag of chips and my bus fare home would have got you the real thing.
I guessed that things weren't going well between you and InflataMaz, Salty. She's the first doll to send herself back saying how disappointed she was the results...
Posted 2 years ago # -
SingingHinny
offlineMemberThe best way to read this post is as if reading the sport, not the high class pseudo-broadsheet, you understand but literally from the back page forward. Although I wouldn't be surprised if breasts appeared here soon. And I have to say that reading earlier posts to clarify why the words 'salty' and 'inflatamaz doll' appeared in a sentence together brought little comfort, but plenty of relief.
Posted 2 years ago # -
Tristan Shout
offlineMemberIt seems there's a bit of an exchange programme during the summer holidays. This thread - which belongs in chat room, is spending the summer here, whereas material for the proposed 'guest publication' (spoof magazine) for the left alert is being posted in the chat room.
Posted 2 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberWow!! He looks just like my old cat!
Posted 2 years ago # -
Hunter F. Thompson
offlineMemberIt did occur to me that the reason the complainant has much of which to complain is that he apparently selects from an imperfect or imprecise lexicon the subject of his disgruntle: "Pandering" would have been both more amusing and a richer vein to mine than "toadying".
So with ill-defined,imaginary, woes he ought to be overwhelmed by consequences instead of fining time to post here and read this thread. Must rush. Logging off.
Posted 2 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberNah, I'm quite sure nobody will mind.
It's all good fun...Posted 2 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberWell that's good.
I hope you don't feel that we've been toadying to you at any point?Posted 2 years ago # -
rickwestwell
offlineMemberThis thread is the new Neat-O Sub! Unfortunately.
Posted 2 years ago # -
Izziere
offlineMemberAm I too late for the fondue in Surrey? Maybe, as I left Surrey three years ago.
I firmly believe West Ewell is Scaramanga's third tit. East Ewell is the left one and Ewell Village is most definitely the home of the right tit.
Gotta go to bed, nursery school tomorrow.
Posted 2 years ago # -
ramblesnake
offlineMemberYou kiss as many hallucinogenic toads as you want Jeni but who's been messing with me tag wrestling game? I don't know whether the last two are from my opponent or has someone else jumped in? I'd got a few zeds line up ready as well. Ah well! anyone want to own up to who it was. (you would have lost anyway you know)
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