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   Doctor Moptop
   

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   http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7902348/Transvestite-had-sex-with-a-dog-at-English-Heritage-castle.html

   Posted 2 years ago #
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   rickwestwell
   

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   "A spokesman for English Heritage said: "This was a very rare incident"."

   Surely not??

   Posted 2 years ago #
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   Doctor Moptop
   

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   I think the dog led him on.

   Posted 2 years ago #
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   MrChigleysAunt
   

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   It was a dry moat - was he dry humping?

   Posted 2 years ago #
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   ramblesnake
   

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   Black dress on a Saturday lunch time, no wonder he outraged public decency.

   Posted 2 years ago #
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   sauce
   

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   subbed

   Posted 2 years ago #
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   StoopyDeGunt
   

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   The thing is, how did he manage to have instant sex?

   Surely a bit of foreplay is needed. You can't just have an instant erection.

   I'm sorry if I sound pedantic, but the story doesn't add up.

   Unless by 'had sex with a dog' they mean he was on the receiving end. or maybe he gave the dog a blow job.

   In which case, surely the dog should have been prosecuted.

   Dogs have human rights too, you know.

   And with rights comes responsibility.

   Posted 2 years ago #
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   Doctor Moptop
   

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   Clearly PAWplay did the job ...

   Posted 2 years ago #
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   wallster
   

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   Look, I was drunk ok? And the bitch was asking for it.

   Posted 2 years ago #
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    saltire
    

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    Dear Stoopy,
    ' You can't just have an instant erection '....maybe he read one of your subs ?

    Modesty will be the death of you...mark my words.

    x

    Posted 2 years ago #
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    rikkor
    

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    Some tranny tries to do it with Rikkor is in the mauling of his/her life.

    Posted 2 years ago #
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    StoopyDeGunt
    

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    That moat is a well known Tranny and Doggy cruising hotspot.

    Posted 2 years ago #
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    Doctor Moptop
    

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    So THAT'S what dogging means ...!

    Posted 2 years ago #

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