Sleazy Dave wins this week's Tony Blair Award for sucking up to America.
Prick.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-10719739
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What a fucking arsehole.
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberPosted 2 years ago # -
ramblesnake
offlineMemberI think Cameron's less of a fucking arsehole than the whole of the Labour party but this lack of understanding of very well known historical events is hardly trivial FFS. If Hitler hadn't declared war on the US there was every chance they would never have got involved in Europe at all and Britain + Empire was very much not the junior party until towards the end of the war.
When it comes to it the Russians would have won the Great Patriotic War on their own anyway.Posted 2 years ago # -
Mary Evans
offlineMemberSmacked botty for Davy, methinks, what a twit.
And Rikkor, we're not bashing the Americans, merely criticising our own silly head boy. If we wanted to bash your lot, we'd probably draw attention to your megalomaniac foreign policy.
Or your appalling disregard for natural resources.
Or your culture of greed and excess.
Or your abysmal national dress sense.But personally I'm terribly fond of you yanks. I find you quite charming - and frankly anywhere that serves pancakes and a cosmo at 3am is just fine by me.
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StoopyDeGunt
offlineMemberIBM was a big supplier of equipment to the Third Reich.
It's weird. Their marketing people never seem to use that case study in any of their sales literature. it must have been quite a prestigious customer at the time.
My favourite movie star of all time is Mel Braveheart. That guy is tough, in touch with his feminine side and partly scotch.
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberRikkor darling, as our lovely Mary said, it's not America Bashing.
If our Dave hadn't been such a suck-up, he'd have double checked his info.
He's the twat here.And absolutely with you on the pancakes/Cosmo combo, I loved nothing more than staggering out of a club at silly o'clock in the morning, and drinking yet more alcohol with my breakfast. That, to me, is the very pinnacle of civilisation.
Posted 2 years ago # -
FormerlyAlOPecia
offlineMember"Junior Partner" hilarious - was this the Junior Partner who's Navy was bigger than the next three put together. Yep. Mind you with what Cameron has in mind for Government in general, i.e. there shouldn't be any, we'll be lucky to be a Junior Partner in anything in the future.
He's abolishing the Royal Commission on Environmental Pollution because:
1 They keep telling industry to stop poisoning us whilst making a tidy profit; and,
2 They are (were) totally independant of HMG.The Greenset Government ever? How - local councils permitting wind and solar farms - I don't think so - spontaneous adoption of electric vehicle recharging points? Land use planning informed by nationally held and updated environmental information on limits and targets - my arse.
We'll have coin operated Police Stations next.
United States of Europe anyone? - it may be our last hope.
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberThanks lovely.
As an aside to Stoopy's comment about IBM, did you know that it was Hugo Boss who designed the SS uniform?Posted 2 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberAl, your award is this beautifully constructed Hugo Zer jacket. You'll note the perfectly constructed optional gag, and the stylish way that the sleeves fasten around the back.
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberOoh, for that groan you can have the matching trousers...
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Hunter F. Thompson
offlineMemberIn that misty, exhilarating post-WWII period, many collabos were able, thanks to the US OSS, to wash and change their disguises, such that when the dust, blood, hair and eyeballs had settled, the corps of Resistance fighters was so large that they ought to have beaten Jerry the Hun with an arm tied behind their back. This is the coded background to the current kerfuffle over secret funds channeled to Zorro's electioneering apparat. It will of course not have been forgotten that prior to becoming PM and stepping up to the National Grid, Zorro was head of their Home Office, over there. Throughout, one sees the fine Italian hand of the silliest secret service ever. Naturally,I name no-one, but follow, if you will, the direction of my gaze.
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