News flash. Last week it was 700 proposed new schools down the Tory toilet, but this week, PM Smarmy Dave, the recidivist shafter of the UK, has gone out of his way to help an aged, multi-millionaire pensioner and his son hang onto their assets (sporting trophies) for a few more years, at least.
It was touch and go whether they could hold onto their trophies, as the Terrestrials, a majority group of fair-minded people, were all ready to pay a fair price for them. But a last minute plea to Smarmy Dave (the friend of the few, not the many) scuppered any proposed deal.
So, both father and son are doing fine; and as always, 'It was the Sun that won it.'