Which unlikely celeb do you think deserves more recognition purely on the basis of her (or his) natural sex appeal?
In the other thread Bettany Hughes, Allegra Stratton, Katie Razzall and Alex Polizzi are favoured.
Over to you. (Please, no pictures of sexy Ed. Once seen it can't be un-seen)
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This puts me in mind of the old Page Three comments.
Busty Brenda, 19 from Nottingham is very concerned at the recent developments on the picket line in Scarborough. 'One out, all out, I say' she smiled with a cheeky look in her eye. And we all certainly agree!
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I have no idea who those people are.
But then I wouldn't expect you to know who Lord Ivor Richard is either.Posted 5 years ago # -
[quote]But then I wouldn't expect you to know who Lord Ivor Richard is either.
Lord Richard, you mean. If he was the younger son of a Marquis or a Duke he could be referred to as "Lord Ivor Richard".
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But then I wouldn't expect you to know who Lord Ivor Richard is either.
Lord Richard, you mean. If he was the younger son of a Marquis or a Duke he could be referred to as "Lord Ivor Richard".
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Gero. I didn't know who the first 3 were either but had fun looking them up.
Ivor Seward Richard, Baron Richard, QC, PC an intellectual giant I am sure but hardly a hunk. I was trying to lower the tone not raise it.
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Ah....but 100% hunk from where I'm sitting.
It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world we live in.
Mines just a little bit odd too.Posted 5 years ago # -
Fair enough old fruity. Whatever floats one's boat is fine with me.
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Kate Humble sometimes has a certain something that peeps through the bramble scratches and badger poo
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I would gladly 'submit my independence' to Sarah Smith's 'investigative journalism'.
Lucy Worsley can 'personally curate' my 'precious artifacts' if she doesn't mind 'blowing the dust off' them first.
Alice Roberts is more than welcome to perform a 'rigorous examination' of my 'primitive orthopaedic anatomy'.
A 'medieval saga' or two with Janina Ramirez would certainly 'rewrite' my 'history books'.
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I want to be intellectually humiliated by Victoria Coren.
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Oooph! Victoria Coren Mitchell. I'm with you Oxy. I love the way she pours herself into innapropriately tight frocks on Only Connect.
I'm avoiding the obvious Poker joke!Posted 5 years ago # -
I would gladly 'submit my independence' to Sarah Smith's 'investigative journalism'.
Lucy Worsley can 'personally curate' my 'precious artifacts' if she doesn't mind 'blowing the dust off' them first.
Alice Roberts is more than welcome to perform a 'rigorous examination' of my 'primitive orthopaedic anatomy'.
A 'medieval saga' or two with Janina Ramirez would certainly 'rewrite' my 'history books'.
Very good Crayon, but would you like to have sexual intercourse with them?Posted 5 years ago # -
I would definitely shag Rachel Riley.
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She's not exactly 'unlikely' in this context, though, is she?
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Sophie Raworth.
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Victoria Coren and Rachel Riley!? No, really, you don't say? Show some perving imagination, for jizz sake. Would any of us really turn down a chance of 'baking' Mel and Sue's 'cherry pies'? And I bet one or two of NewsBiscuit's elders wouldn't mind 'beating' Mary Berry's 'batter'.
andyiong - "sexual intercourse" sounds rather tawdry. I was just hoping for their outer clothing to accidently fall off and then they all chase after me around a variety TV studio sets at hilariously high speed. And all to the sound of a frantically played kazoo.
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Miranda Krestovnikoff from BBCs Coast can navigate my peninsula .
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Good call godly. Her ample aquatic expertise really shines through when she's splashing about in a wetsuit.
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This kind of thread inevitable descends into Fan Fiction.
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Steph McGovern from BBC Breakfast?
"You'll have to show me some better top line figures than THAT, you pathetic worm"
<whimper>
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Oh. Prof. Alice Roberts.......................
On one programme she had lots of electrodes attached to her bottom. It was a tough job, but someone had to do it.
Blimey.
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Evidently we are all sapiophiles.
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Where's Rikkor when you need him ...
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Following your performance on The Chase and Mastermind, I think your chances of meeting Victoria Coren on Only Connect are slim to none Oxy.
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Susie Dent. Overshadowed by the fragrant Rachel Riley but she's always got a good word for you.
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Sorry didn't realise this was supposed to be about the 'unlikely'. How about Lauren Laverne? I am sure I could whistle up some 'culture' for her.
PS Is this thread a bit misogynist?
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Not if you like threads about middle-aged men discussing shagging each others daughters.
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Re misogyny.
Which unlikely celeb do you think deserves more recognition purely on the basis of her (or his) natural sex appeal?
I was hoping that there would also be suggestions from women about unlikely sexy men.
The only one we have is from Gero.
Also don't you have to hate women to be a misogynist?Dame Diana Rigg was my pin up when she was Emma Peel. She's still got it.
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There is a woman who I sometimes see doing sign language in the bottom right corner of BBC programmes. I don't speak sign language, and often have no interest in the programme itself, but I watch for however long she is on screen. The signers should be added to a programme's credits, and then I might know her name. She is the one.
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