Thanks for the offer Doctor, but I think I'm going to step back and let others argue amongst themselves for a while.
BTW, one of my personal cheap religious shots involves pointing out that we are as likely, if not marginally more so, to have been 'created' by a race of visiting alien beings as by some 'Deity'.
My logic being to point out that every major religion throughout the world, including Christianity, tells of a being in the sky coming down to visit Earth, and creating mankind or at least setting them on the 'right' path.
Always a nice one to use at weddings, christenings, and funerals.
Do feel free to use it.
Quaz, when you say the top we left off the baby oil, perhaps you can reassure readers that you meant 'we' as in the collective people of Britain, as opposed to you and I?
After all, there was never any proof that I was there at the same time as you.
Anyway, I reckon all that oil came from the morbidly obese Americans having a dip after slathering whole barrels of sun-cream on.