His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama spoke out today to ask the free people of the world how the book he is reading, Dan Brown's thriller, 'Angels and Demons' finishes.
"I've got to the bit where Langdon survives falling out of an exploding helicopter over Rome, but then some fucker or fuckers unknown have ripped out all the pages after that."
Tibet's exiled spiritual leader says that he "hasn't got a fucking clue" why anyone would want to do that, and that this kind of thing was "just fucking typical".
He says if he doesn't get any response, he'll just have to "buy another bastard copy" when he next goes through an airport, although he's only really interested in finding out what happens, and doesn't see why he should have to.
