Scurrilous eyepatch wearing pirates have motioned a protest against the plethora of 3D movies in our cinemas this summer. Johnny Depp, famous for his role as Jack Sparrow from the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' movies has been nominated as spokesman for the Pirates, Brigands & Corsairs in their demand for equality. "Only being able to use one eye detracts somewhat from the three dimensional visual experience", he growled. When we asked why so many pirates were flocking to see childrens animated movies such as Shrek XIV, Toy Story XXIV & Saw MCMLX, he replied "Because they Arghhh!". So we shot him.
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Pirates in 3D movie protest
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