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Were BP behind the Bubonic Plague?

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Started 2 years ago by The All New Jeni B
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The All New Jeni B

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Did the Petro-Chemical giant start the Great Fire of London?
Was the British company at fault for Hitler's genocidal tendencies?
Were the BP executives on the grassy knoll?

These, and more blame-mongering attempts soon...

Posted 2 years ago #
MightyBlair

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They may have been a catalyst in the great fire of London

Posted 2 years ago #
Griffin

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BP killed both Kennedys! Why can I not think of these subs, Well done.

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Griffin

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BP invented evolution..and other American nightmares, like socialised medicine, gun control, Toyotas, the French...

Posted 2 years ago #
StoopyDeGunt

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Like it Jeni B,

Did BP hack into Pentagon?

Was it BP that invented the unfittable take away coffee lid? And the self destructing CD case?

And cellulite?

Posted 2 years ago #
sauce

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Quaz'll claim they ate all the biscuits, too.

Posted 2 years ago #
Sharpehunter

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I suspect there has been some confusion between BP and the BNP (who wouldn't have hesitated to introduce Aids to homosexuals and Malaria to Africa).. bizarrely there are some synergies and I wouldn't be at all surprised to find that one funded the other...

Posted 2 years ago #
Stan Laurel

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Nice idea Jeni. Go on, write it up!

Posted 2 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Write?! Me?!
That would require more skill and imagination than I am capable of while a ten year old, stuck inside again because of the rain, constantly demands entertainment.

Thanks all, I'm sure someone with more talent and less ten year old could work wonders with this, so feel free.

Posted 2 years ago #
riesler

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BP drove two petrol tankers into the World Trade Center - the truth will out!

Posted 2 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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See?!
Absolutely everything can be blamed on BP.
It's the American dream!

Posted 2 years ago #
ronseal

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Late night horn tooter who woke America from sleep revealed as Beepee

BP to be portrayed as baddie in all hollywood films, by either Steven Berkoff or Mel Gibson

Posted 2 years ago #
ramblesnake

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BP to sell petrol by the pustule

Posted 2 years ago #
riesler

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It's really an abbreviation of Bad Penny.

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