A new police information campaign targeting the dangers of entering white tents, surrounded with “POLICE LINE - DO NOT CROSS” tape, has been launched by the home office.
Chief inspector Ralph McDontel explained that most of these tents contained at least one or more corpse. He requested the public to avoid entering these tents under any circumstances but instead to call a special tentline, reporting the find.
BT, British Gas and several water utilities have said they have no record of any of their tents being involved in murder cases while outdoor equipment specialists Millets were unavailable for comment. The scouting movement have confirmed their own fleet of tents are being resprayed with special tartan paint.