My ass hurts!
Truebiscuit - do I detect the hand of Rikkor?
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My ass hurts!
Just the thing for the kiddies at Blackpool
In the UK donkeys on beaches have to wear nappies. If a donkey scared of heights was being parachuted onto a beach I was using, I definitely would want it to be wearing a nappy. Especially at those heights.
According to some silly superstitions it's meant to be lucky if a bird shats on a bald man's head. But what about if a donkey does it?
"No-one had the brains to call police."
Instead, bystanders took photos and phoned newspapers, she said.
"It was put up so high into the sky that the children on the beach cried and asked their parents: 'Why did they tie a doggy to a parachute?'" Taman newspaper reported last week
do I detect the hand of Rikkor?
I think you'd know...
Westwell, thank you. The many-talented hand(s) of Rikkor are the size of baseball mitts. You'd know.
I'm more surprised that the police are involved than that nobody bothered to call them.
A friend of mine has returned from living in rural Bulgaria (and I mean the ass end of nowhere) for three years. We watched the "Borat" Movie and he was in fits of laughter, saying that Baron-Cohen's fictional Kazakh village was pretty much like where he had been living.
That's another country cruelly stereotyped and offended, but at least I have a vague and lazy anecdote to back it up.
Quaz??? Stroke? Drunk? Pls. check abnormal spelling.
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