David Cameron yesterday unveiled his vision for a "Big Society" - where a "new culture of voluntarism, philanthropy and social action. This is about trying to have a bigger, better society and a firm committment from this government to halp communities realise their dreams"
One of the first schemes unveiled is to help reestablish homegrown Paedophiles, or pervy uncle Peter's, choirmasters and priests, that have been under attack and pressure from European insurgents in recent years.
Under new guidelines all paedophiles must be state registered and seek written parental consent before they can embark on their business. This will stop sex tourists from Europe using the UK as an easy target.