Nicola Sturgeon has put the SNP fully behind a programme of supplying Methadone to all deprived areas of Scotland to alleviate the suffering caused by the English. In what is seen as sure fire vote winner, Ms Sturgeon said that it was the fault of Westminster that Heroin was no longer freely available on the NHS and that her party would make sure that everyone in Scotland could at least get a little high as agreed in the Devolution Agreement. When asked for an interview Ms Sturgeon's office reported that she was unavailable as she was smacked off her tits....
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SNP Backs Methadone Programme as a Scottish Right
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