Following a review by ACPO into global and national events over the past 1,000 years a Chief Apologist has been appointed on a salary £150,000 a year, sorry. A senior Police Officer told this reporter that rather than waste money solving serious crime they are going to apologise for everything from the Inquisition to the lack of control by familes of children who go to Syria. Obviously this will take some time and he asked for the publics patience and understanding whilst this process was undertaken.
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Police Apologise For Everything, 'It's all out fault'
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