To fill a sudden gap in the broadcast schedules, a syndicate of televison and other broadcast and media compnies have cooperated to comission a new series of programmes about a whacky bunch of extrovetrts getting up to all sorts of wizzard pranks and wheezes.
The stars of the show will be a trio, featuring one big, gobby charcter, one with a flowery shirt living in the 1960s and a litle weedy one. The producer of the new show, rubbing a sore chin, had for some unspecified reason declined an offer from John Prescott to stand in for the little weedy one if he didn't think he was up to the job.
There will also be a mysterious, unidentifed character known only as The Stigma, who will comfortably out-perform all the other characters but who will be wearing a full-face helmet and clutching a fag and a pint of beer.
