MOD officials have revealed they are considering air-dropping Gazza into a top secret middle east location to source and retrieve Osama Bin Laden.
Under the guise of 'rehab', troubled soccer star Gascoigne has been secretly training outside Hereford with crack SAS troops.
It is hoped the prowess of Gazza will tempt Bin Laden who is a keen angler, is partial to fried chicken washed down with brown ale and is also an avid pyjama party animal.
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