The Sunday Scotchgit, (Prop. David and Frederick Ninglish-Barclastards) 18th July
Controversy surrounding the reported Invitation to the Taliban to take part in the
The 2010 Royal Edinburgh Military Tattoo
Were dispelled last night that when the organisers explained that it was just to be a demonstration of killing 27 civilians as buses full of Tourists stuck in a jam at the top of the Royal Mile are mistaken for Taliban and Taken Out by a Nato Precision Airstrike called in by disgruntled locals for a laugh.