The UK's criminal fraternity has agree to 'swingeing cuts' in the UK's crime budget, which could result in up to 25% of toe-rags being laid off. One senior lag said 'We simple can't justify keeping these scrotes employed when there's nothing worth nicking these days.' It is understood that the UK's crime bosses were particularly concerned about the lack of new bling available for robbing from people's homes and businesses, and the 'catastrophic' collapse in demand for drugs as hard-up city types and council-house scroungers alike cut down the amount they stuff up their noses.
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Criminals to cutback crime by 25%
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