Al Qaeda have formally lodged their case with the European court of human rights to reflect that there are not enough members of Al Qaeda sitting in the House of Parliament.
"The level of discrimination is an injustice, an insult, in it!" said Ali Ahkbaa, a spokesman for the Tottenham War Against Terrorism, a splinter cell for Al Qaeda.
Al Qaeda says it would be closed shop... if they hadnt already blown it up.