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   sauce
   

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   One of a local New Forest badger fisting gang misunderstood the boss when instructed to "Line up the badgers" ... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-10650160

   Posted 2 years ago #
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   Hunter F. Thompson
   

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   You just beat me to it, but this is how I was to have done it: The Not Our Department Department of Straight White Lines has the answer.

   Posted 2 years ago #
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   Oxbridge
   

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   'Not licensed or trained to remove road kill'. FFS. Here is the training manual:

   1) Insert boot under road kill

   2) Shove forcefully to side of road

   3) Repeat as necessary

   4) Ponder wistfully over senseless waste of beautiful animal by shallow materialist car drivers

   5) Get coat

   Posted 2 years ago #
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   Quaz
   

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   Badger fisting? That has to be added to the NB hobbies list along side Puffin Twatting and Squirrel licking.

   Posted 2 years ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   Tsk. Quaz, where have you been?!
   Badger fisting has long been part of the world famous NB Activities Weekend.

   Posted 2 years ago #
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   arrghgarry
   

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   It is well known that they are carriers of TB and did not want to pass on the badger

   Posted 2 years ago #

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