Ten ton Tessy waddling down the street
With her shopping bags full of lots of fatty things to eat
Shes so fat and round she cant see her fatty feet
Cos all fatty Tessy does is eat and eat and eat
Her faverite is choclate cakes full of double cream
Shes the fattist fatty the world has ever seen
Shes got a fat boyfriend,Jim, hes also round and fat
He permantly stuffs his face with beer,kebabs,chips and other shat
They live in three council homes knocked into one to make more room
So their giant fatty bodies can waddle from room to room
It fun to watch em strain and fart and wobble up the stairs
Or watch em struggle to get out of giant fatty chairs
Two fat lazy slobs who just eat and eat and eat
Theyve even got a massive concrete toilet with a reinforced fatty seat
They cant fit in the bath nomore but the council no what to do
They drive em in a dumper truck to bath with Nelly at the zoo
The elephants dont mind of coarse as they think their one of them
One even tried mounting Tessy trying to make friends
Jim never goes to work hes to busy eating pies
Hes on sickness benifit and will be till he dies
Tessy shes the same and when the social asks her why
Says shes to big and fat and fobs them off with lies
Two big fat piggies constantly eating buns
Both have wobbly tits and massive fatty hairy bums
Their so big and fat they can hardly get through the door
Cant say no to chips and cakes and always ask for more
Then one day after a marathon naked eating and drinking binge
They tried having fatty sex but Jim couldnt find her minge
They rolled around on the floor for hours it was a horrid sight to see
Like watching to overweight fatty whales swimming in the sea
And the excitment was to much for hearts surounded by so much fat
Both their bodies exploded and that put a end to that
The explosion blew their house to bits and killed people in the streets
Even people ten miles away were blown off their feet
So whan your tempted by a pie or cake think of Tess and Jim
Stick to a low fat diet,and yor stay nice and thin
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