Just as bloody pointless as those ruddy politicians debating, eh?
Am I right? High five anyone?
They're bloody useless, aren't they...
...Looked up some obscure gods for this one didn't I...
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Vishnu, Xipe Totec and Ahura Mazda to have live debate on TV
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Mr Target - Good one. But only three stars, cos I think I've seen something very similar recently.
Which avatar is Vishnu going to use? I do hope it's the tortoise; everyone likes tortoises. He probably wouldn't want to be a boar, again.
And sorry to be critical, but Xipe Totec was never much of a debater. I'd swap him for Xiuhtecuhtli, who's got far more experience in affecting his opposites.
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Oh bollocks, that's more deities I've got to look up before I can enjoy a laugh.
I reckon I'm going to invent some. And then warn that anyone who disses them is liable to suffer some ghastly fate. As imaginary non-existant deities (as distinct from real non-existant ones) they'll probably swiftly acquire a massive, loyal and militant following. So I'd better invent some teachings as well. Any suggestions? These usually seem to revolve around diet, dress and days of rest. Perhaps the great god zGrnk will forbid the deflowering of under-age same-sex virgins on Tuesdays, when there is an r in the month. Might get away with that - doesn't say it's OK to do that on other days, just that you definitely must not do it on a Tuesday. And is irrational enough to keep the most fanatical follower happy.
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