The picture is of warehouse worker Kelvin Symes, known affectionately as ‘Fuck wit’ to his friends.
Wayne says, “The boys have got a particularly difficult stock take over the next few weeks, so I’ve done this as a tribute to let them know that me and the rest of the England Squad are right behind them, and thinking of them.”
He added, “I have promised the neighbours, and the council, to remove the picture as soon as the audit is over, or when the company goes bust whichever is sooner.”
Colleen and I also plan to name our next child after the boys. Some people think this is odd, and that calling a child Fuck Wit, Dick Splash, Chunky Monkey, Gay Lord, Spanner Rooney might leave the child with some psychological problems but, as it will have us as parents, that is unlikely to be an issue.