"crème de meths" reminds of the Billy Connolly gag with the two drunks who drink pints of creme de menthe, and ends "You say the pope drinks this stuff? No wonder they have to carry him around in a chair".
Well done Jenny. I'm sure the tutors were very impressed by your works on Evil Island. Anyone who can ship killer whales to a pool in a secret volcano lair must be a self motivated go-getter.