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Congrats to Jeni B!
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMember*Sob*
Thanks ladies, so kind of you.
Still on a massive high, which I expect will last right up until I realise how much work I'm going to have to do.Mary, think the Freshers are quite safe, unless they are exceptionally wealthy and can keep me in Choos, Louboutins and Krug.
Off to dig out my Doc Martins, checky shirts and grouchy facial expressions.
Posted 2 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberThanks stunts. A disturbing image now stuck in my head.
Rikkor, thank you. However, not only will I be Cherie with a better curtsey, but I also don't look anything like any of Batman's adversaries.
Oh, I do.
Posted 2 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberCheers!
The two interviewing lecturers were very interested in my tales of an un-named satirical news site.Posted 2 years ago # -
rickwestwell
offlineMemberGreat news Jeni - enjoy it before the hard work starts - that'll be roughly tomorrow.
Hint - the huge, densely-typed book they give you? That's not what you have to learn, it's the list of all the books you have to read - think roughly all the books ever written, give or take.
You're going to have a fantastic time! :-)
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberShucks.
Genuine thanks to everyone.
I'm feeling very proud of myself, given that there was a large number of applicants for the course, and that I'm going to be old enough to be the other students' mother.Actually reduced my mum to tears when I told her, as she has spent her adult life stuck in a job she loathes which has damaged her health and mental well-being over the years, and is delighted that I refuse to go down the same path.
Still can't quite believe it, especially as I've harboured this dream for years.
Anyway, none of this is even vaguely satirical or funny, so I'll quit now, but honest to goodness, heartfelt thanks to you all.X
Posted 2 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberI've been accepted at Uni to study Law Doc.
Not bad going for someone who left school more than two decades ago, with only a handful of qualifications.Posted 2 years ago # -
AdrianJ
offlineMemberCongratulations Jen. If you knuckle down, apply yourself and put in the hours, then who knows? One day you may even be competent enough to be able to represent yourself in court. Just imagine how much you'll save in lawyer's fees - especially when it comes to defending all those D & D charges.
Posted 2 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMember98% of the people I have told, have said something along those lines Adrian.
I don't know why everyone assumes I'm some kind of violent drunk...
Posted 2 years ago # -
AdrianJ
offlineMemberI totally agree. If they do truly know you, then there's absolutely no need for them to "assume" at all. You would have thought that all of the puke stains, cuts, bruises and late night incoherent phone calls - emanating from various Police Station's Custody Desks - would have given the game away somewhat?
P.S. Don't forget to bone up on all the indecency and lewdness legislation as well.Posted 2 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberHur hur, you said "bone"!
*Snigger*Posted 2 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberAbertay in Dundee Al.
And at the moment, the only option I have is the Loan,which will just be added to the several grand I already owe them from 16yrs ago.
Will try the Claretbribegift with my lecturers.Posted 2 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberWell Al, I'll keep the Claret to myself then.
But perhaps you can tell me, which vintage Champagnes does the union stock?Posted 2 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberCheers Scroat!!!
Al, pft, surely you know it's better to drink your meths in the city square?
That's where the creme de la creme loiter.Posted 2 years ago #
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