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Started 2 years ago by ramblesnake
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Only works on paper

ramblesnake

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Posted 2 years ago #
Dickens or Shakespeare

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To fuck of???

Posted 2 years ago #
rickwestwell

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Yeah, should of been off. [sic]
Nice one rambles, I got it. :-)

Posted 2 years ago #
QorbeQ

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I got it too rs, threw stars at it.

Much dislike also for Mrs Q's permanent speech and writing affliction meaning she uses 'of' instead of 'have' ('I should of done that for you.'). And 'got to' instead of 'going to' ('What's the weather got to do today?')

Tut, I'm being so anal. Does that mean Rikkor's ass hurts?

Posted 2 years ago #
FormerlyAlOPecia

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"Wots 'e doing of?" was a common interrogative inquiring as to someone's intentions regarding their current inexplicable behaviour, in my East End of London youth. And "chav" meant "a young lad".

Posted 2 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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I fucking HATE when people use 'of' instead of 'have'!
As bad in my mind as the double negative.
I blame teachers for not learning them proper.

Posted 2 years ago #
QorbeQ

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Reminds me of a sub I made some time ago ... 'No amount of double-negative misuse cannot cause unwelcome headaches for newspaper readers, reveals study.'

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ramblesnake

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I was thinking of putting fuck of to, to make it obvious, but this is not a comprehensive and we don't have to pander to the thickies at the back of the class.

Posted 2 years ago #
antharrison

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This should be referred to the profanity regulator OffFuck

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antharrison

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QorbeQ - re earlier post - a colleague of mine from Ireland always used to say that when he was taught in his village school that the use of double negatives was a no-no. Always went down well.

Posted 2 years ago #
arrghgarry

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In some exams he would have got a mark for that

Posted 2 years ago #
Oxbridge

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That's atrocious language. Surely cock of would have been better.

Posted 2 years ago #
arrghgarry

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Jeni are you referring to the haves of knot`s landing

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ramblesnake

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Are Oxbridge and Antharrison twins?

Posted 2 years ago #
Hunter F. Thompson

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Mr LeSnake, I hasten to point out that were the two twins they would be nimble fingered to an unusual degree.

Best - of and BTW: Happy 14th of July to you, too Monsieur

Posted 2 years ago #
Mr Target

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Their pictures are very similar, I think he meant.

Posted 2 years ago #
ramblesnake

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'Ere Hunter, what you going on about then?
et un appy Bastille jour deux vous tu!

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