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Newly unearthed documents reveal heisenberg's doubts over principle

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Started 2 years ago by MaverickRat
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MaverickRat

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More soon, or maybe not.

Posted 2 years ago #
rickwestwell

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Nice one. Or could be "New research casts doubt over Heisenberg's uncertainty principle."

Posted 2 years ago #
4ty2

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should be

reveals that Heisenberg was uncertain about principle

or if new
Researchers uncertain about Heisenbergs principle

anyhow have 5 stars for tackling theoretical science

Posted 2 years ago #
Griffin

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Grafiti on the wall of the Eagle pub 'Heisenberg was here probably'. Hopefully someone knows which Eagle pub!.

Posted 2 years ago #
Hunter F. Thompson

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Researchers testing Heisenberg's principle produce uncertain result.

Or

Researchers testing Heisenberg's principle announce uncertain results.

Or:

Researchers testing Heisenberg's uncertain principle announce vague results.

or....

Posted 2 years ago #
andhrimnir

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Sorry for being a bohr but the sign at The Eagle pub would say "Heisenberg was here but we don't know for how long"

Posted 2 years ago #
Midnight Dreary

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Four stars. No, five. Hang on...

Posted 2 years ago #
4ty2

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brilliant reply andhrimnir you should get some stars for that as well

Posted 2 years ago #
FormerlyAlOPecia

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I like it 5 or 0 stars......

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FormerlyAlOPecia

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Nobody is really sure how to spell Heisenberg

Posted 2 years ago #
antharrison

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You all seem to be mising the point that Heisenberg's uncertaintly principle refers to the mathematical inablility to measure simultaneously the momentum and position of a particle. Still he was shit at parking.

Posted 2 years ago #
andhrimnir

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Anthar, some of us got it:-P More to the point, Heisenberg didn't drive so his parking ability is most uncertain (and the old joke of him being stopped by the police and asked if he knew how fast he was going and him responding "no but I know where I am" is somewhat moot).

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