Due to a massive budget overspend following the hardest winter for 30 years, cuts have been made by Leeds City Council and their entire Social Care team have been sacked. Young people with personal issues, single parents and the generally dilapidated populous of Leeds will now have to send through their concerns to the Facebook entry “Wos oop with thee?”
Also on the cards is the closure of the drop-in health clinics. Patients will instead, have to upload the pictures of their ailments on Facebook so that they can be examined by the sole remaining doctor. The responses will be completed by general admin staff, binmen, lollipop ladies and whoever else fancies a reet good laff.
It is hoped that the Facebook health page “Yuk, what is that?!” will generate enough interest that people subscribe on a pay-per-view basis and services can be restored or enhanced should enough cash be raised