Over unfilled pot hole.
Dr Foster wins six figure compensation claim from Gloucester Council.
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Yes ,I wondered where he was up to with that .
Gloucester had a flood in recent years didn`t it ? and I was reminded of this poem
Have you had an accident or mishap in a Nursery Rhyme in the last 300 years, that wasn’t your fault?
If so the Fairytale Law firm of Rumpole, Stilts and Kin could help you, on a no win no fee-fi-fo-fum basis.
Dr Foster from Gloucester stepped into a puddle of water right up to his middle. He vowed “never to go there again”. We managed to get him a six figure compensation sum from the Council, and got the pot hole filled in.
Little Miss Muffet fell off her tuffet after being frightened by a spider. We saw to it that; she had all her curds and whey replaced by her employer, she was provided with suitable seating, and a pest controller was engaged to remove all insects from her workplace.
But it’s not all about accidents. We also saw to it that Little Beau Peep received adequate compensation for the loss of her sheep, and successfully brought a sexual harassment case against Georgie Porgie, even though he attempted to abscond and escape justice.
Rumpole, Stilts and Kin, we can turn LAWS into GOLD.
Ha! Great stuff Mr. Searle!
Worth an ad-feature in the 'left alert' portion of the front page if nothing else.
Alternative that did the rounds:
Mrs Foster hitched to Gloucester
In a shower of rain
Got picked up by Fred and Rose
And was never seen again
[coat retrieval sounds]
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