In the aftermath of bouncer-turned-gunman Raoul Moat's death, we are left with so many questions, so few answers, but internet conspiracy theorist Seth Lynch thinks he has uncovered the truth.
Seth Lynch, author of web-book “The Volcanic Ash Cloud Hoax – Smokescreen for Anti-Aircraft Microwave Weapons Testing”, opens his online thesis by asking who benefits most from this tragedy and comes up with the intriguing answer: radical Lorry Driver groups seeking to divert attention away from their activities.
“The lorry driver community had been coming under increasing pressure to stop killing prostitutes or face government regulation. The public were beginning to lose patience and there were even calls to ban their way of life altogether.
“What could be more convenient for these lorry-drivers than a high-profile incident involving a bouncer, throwing the beam of media scrutiny onto bouncer-control, and taking the pressure off the lorry-drivers?” probed Lynch.
“All it would take is a small, radical cell of lorry-drivers familiar with amphetamines and mind-control techniques to take a vulnerable member of the bouncer community under its wing, and programme him to commit atrocities that would be then blamed on bouncers in general.”
“Only days before, Raoul Moat had been released from Durham Prison, and it's almost certain he came into contact with lorry-drivers inside. They could have fueled his hatred and paranoia without even identifying themselves as lorry-drivers. When you look at the fall-out from this, you have the Council of British Bouncers on the back foot, you have the public calling for restrictions on bouncers – it's a field-day for fundamentalist lorry-drivers.”
“When you sift through the facts, it just stares you in the face. I mean it's so obvious, that...hold on...of course!...it's a double bluff...they want us to think it's the lorry-drivers setting up the bouncers! It was the extremist bouncers all along!!”
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