Glaswegian Greer Stewart has tonight stepped up his search for a set of keys missing since this morning.
The keys, which were last seen around 10ish on the arm of a tartan, faux suede sofa near to where Mr Stewart and his wife were watching Jeremy Kyle are described as silver or gold, one to two inches long, and may be in the company of a slightly rusted penknife and a bottle opener.
Mr Stewart's wife, Maeve, who has been helping her husband in the search is currently investigating a box of Christmas decorations, buried under some shoes in a suitcase at the back of a cupboard in the spare bedroom, just in case.
Earlier Mrs Stewart was quoted as sayig "Stop shouting at me, It's not my bloody fault, just try to think back to when you last had them and go from there. Oh bollocks to you then."
Mr Stewart said he had been trying to trace all his movements since this morning but admitted that twelve cans of Tennants since breakfast were hindering the investigation.
An earlier search of the couple's Lanarkshire kitchen turned out to be fruitless.