A long standing member of the BNP has been ousted after he was spotted lying in his garden sunbathing.
Billy Hacerater was seen relaxing on a reclining lounger in his front garden during the recent spell of nice weather Britain has enjoyed. "I can't believe they would do this to me. I have been there for them for years and I was one of the first people to shout abuse at any of the new immigrants that arrived on the estate. I tried to go the embarassing scarlet colour that most staunch Britons go but I go brown in the sun. It's not fair to persecute me because of my skin type."