Right me old muckers, some geezer told me dad that makin silicon chips is dead ard an that yuz needs a degree to do sommat lahrk it.
Nah! No chance, you must fink ise bonkers, any geezer can mark one of them little black fings and use it in ya beemer if itz busted.
Furst gerra nice bit of organic silicon wahfa. I use those from mah local deli, but you can gerum from freezers if ya a bit skint.
Next gerra ruler and mezure the size of the ole you need to fill and then cut the wahfa so its fits in the ole. Personally I seals em in wiv eggy wash but you can uze a bit of gob if yaz skint. If yuz putting it in a beemer make sure yuz yuzes a bit of bratwurst fat instead as the gerries is a bit precious abaht provenance of fings in a beemer.
I personally like to ave the ole fire extinguisher andy in case it goes tits-up again, but I can afford anover beemer if it duz. Try it on yer mates company beemer to check it workz proper.
Tomorrah I is tryin it in a Toyota an its important to be uzin organic sushi to stick it in overwise it will start crashin and fings like yuve eard abaht on telly.
Next week me an me misses is goin tuz show ya ow to fix a knackered iPhone an after it you will be able to elp out yuz mates if they drops theres and finks its donald ducked.