'SupremeCaliphateUnrealisticBeheadingsAreAtrocious' says Mary Poppins to ISIS.
(10 posts) (6 voices)
The hills are alive with the sound of Jihad
ISIS responds in song.
Women and children, young men and old
Buried alive in a big massive hole
Chasing Yazidis to die in the hills
These are a few of our favourite kills
Western Jihadist then chops off a head
Dave's on his holiday surfing instead
Barack is dithering without any plan
ISIS is marching all over the land
Girls in black burqas raped by men in fatigues
Shout 'Allahu Akbar' and then make you bleed
Syria, Iraq and the whole Arab spring
We're coming for you, you can't do a thing
Oil price hikes
There'll be air strikes
That just makes us mad
We simply remember our favourite kills
And then we don't feel so bad
and here was me thinking she sang
great play on caliphate...stars
Beautiful, just beautiful.
Hope it gets to Left Alert
If there is any subject crying out to be made into a West End musical it has to be the murderous rampage of ISIS across Syria and Iraq.
Coming to a
Kafir villagetheatre near you soon!
Here's a variation on your theme ...
Mary Poppins warns 'super-caliphate illicit, expect Allah's soldiers'.
And a line of pick and mix ...
Mary Poppins warns UN / Obama that 'Sunni Caliph fatalistic, / idealistic, / fragile idiot, / brags he'll risk it, expect Allah's doters'. / locusts'.
Some corkers there, crayon.
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