Adobe Flash Player and Adobe Reader updater programs will give users an extra choice from Monday.
In tests, users responded favourably to the addition of a 'Fuck off' button to supplement the standard 'Remind me later' and 'Install Now' buttons.
"The 'Fuck Off' button was chosen by users in preference to the standard range of buttons in 99.9% of tests", said a blogger for the annoying computer software giant.
"We trialled a number of options, including 'Fuck off I'm busy', 'Fuck right off', 'Fuck this for a game of soldiers', and the more polite 'Off you Fuck', but the plain, straight forward 'Fuck off' button was a sure and steady performer."
Plans to include a 'Delete this shit' button have been shelved due to the success of the 'Fuck Off' button.
The Adobe blog does not go into detail about the effect of clicking the 'Fuck Off' button, simply commenting, "Users will find out in the fullness of time".