“It makes sense” said David Farnell “It’s a helluva lot cheaper than commuting to Thailand every weekend, the success rate is more than 50% and I don’t get short-changed by some slitty-eyed bimbo from the jungle
“I can start them in batches of 24 every year. I just sprinkle some of my own seed into jiffy pots. Even at 75% success rate, that’s one a month for me, and a few extra to trade on the ‘Great Western Australia Ring’.
“Using mushroom growing kits is the ideal solution, because, let’s face it, I’m going to be spending the rest of my life wanking off in a dark cellar”