NewsBiscuit : TV journalist at the scene admits 'I have literally no idea what is going on.'

TV journalist at the scene admits 'I have literally no idea what is going on.'

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MightyBlair

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More as soon as somebody tells me something else.

Posted 2 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Lots of waffle and conjecture later...

Posted 2 years ago #
Svendo

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"I'm standing in front of a place where something may or may not have happened. Bystanders are saying they saw a tall 5'4" man with shoulder length short hair wearing a blue jumper or a coat or red trousers walked into that building or got into a car".

Posted 2 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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Possibly.
But maybe not.

Posted 2 years ago #
MightyBlair

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As we speak, my view is blocked by a large man wearing what only be described as a very smart two piece tracksuit with buttons on the front, dark spectacles and shiny trainers with slight heels. We can only guess at the information that would suddenly become available should he actually move. Oh wait, we have movement... ah no, he was literally shifting his weight. It has revealed a short man eating a cornetto. I think it is mint. Back to the studio.

Posted 2 years ago #
The All New Jeni B

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And more from our on the spot correspondent later, maybe.
And now, onto the random feel-good story about a cat slow roasting the family budgie...

Posted 2 years ago #

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