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Is everyone else glued to the BBC News Channel too?
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberPosted 2 years ago # -
Stan Laurel
offlineMemberNot until 2:25 pm
Posted 2 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberI'll tell you, but only because they've inexplicably gone to the weather.
Police have placed a two mile exclusion zone around...oh, hang on..Posted 2 years ago # -
Svendo
offlineMember...Rothbury...
Looks like he's heading North so get your doors locked JB.
I was reading a bit on the bbc website before where they say they've picked up the 2 men he had hostage and arrested them for conspiracy to murder. Anyone know why they arrested them as it doesn't seem to give that nugget of info.
Posted 2 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberUhm, was it not on conspiracy to murder?
Doors locked, and least scary Lab in the world primed and ready to run and hide.
Posted 2 years ago # -
Svendo
offlineMemberI'll keep an eye out on the local news for the anchor giving that info out.
"remember, if you see this man, keep calm, don't act like a member of the police and definitely don't say "Oh it's you, I thought I recognised you from the photo by the side of your girlfriends bed"".
Posted 2 years ago # -
thisisall1word
offlineMemberNorthumberland Police have asked locals to remain vigilant as Raoul Moat remains at large in the North East.
"We would advise anyone who sees Mr Moat that they should attempt to tackle him themselves. So far he has threatened police and we don't want to antagonise him further so we feel that a community, or lone vigilantee approach would work best in tackling this very dangerous man."etc...
Posted 2 years ago # -
thisisall1word
offlineMember...if only Doglass Hogg could still claim for it - he knows people who could clean up this sort of man.
Posted 2 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberDoubt it. It's far more likely what was assumed to be a sawn-off shotgun and a brace of grenades, would actually be a couple of demi-baguettes and a clutch of pain au chocolat.
Posted 2 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberFrom my very brief foray into the Cath Kidston catalogue, they'd have to set up camp in a flower bed.
Posted 2 years ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMember*update*
Anyone else looking at those farm buildings and thinking: ooh, double-height conversion, swimming pool...
Stunts, yes.
Was actually thinking that it'd be ideal for holiday lets with a sideline in pony-trekking.
Wonder if it's on the market...Posted 2 years ago # -
rickwestwell
offlineMemberremember, if you see this man, keep calm, don't act like a member of the police and definitely don't say "Oh it's you, I thought I recognised you from the photo by the side of your girlfriends bed"
Svendo, that's genius! Should be on the FP.
In fact, I've just posted your 'Just don't dress as a policeman and shout "I've had your missus"' line on the subs board, crediting your good self.
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