I was told by a frend dat you ave got all de double glazin win doors you need.
An, I also toll dat you got de solar eatin panels on your roof an dat you ar a venrable powerhose of gidgits an green creden tails.
Anyways, me an me mate Bigedy Dickoo ave been studyin dis fenominon of de solar eatin an we ave discovered the bloke whu sold it to yer must ave been mi cuzzin Dangles Izzend.
For one ting, you ave this solar stuff connjected to the National Grid. Do you kno ow much power the Natchnal grid has? No, neider do we but iz allot - enuff to fry a lotta chips for downtown Edge End. Point iz, where iz all this power goin? By our wreckonin the Natchunal Grid iz pushin all dis power threw your solaris power panels on you roof an reflectin all the eat back to the sun. No wunder we gettin eat wave here, its all you givin it to the sun.
Nother thing. Ave you notice dis solar stuff don’t work at night! I meen, How come you biy dat deal eh? Me cuzzin was grinnin dat day, I tell ya.
Anyway, we can help yer out here caus we ave de latest in cuttin edge tecknology but we be doin more dan sharpenin yer pencils. We been experintin with de nu lunar panels, yeh, dats right, de nu lunar panels wot is powered by de moon an stuff.
Dese nu lunar panels are grate, you can fit them inside yer roof so dey don’t interfear wid yer Sola stuff and it all lites up wen de moon is out. We got a huge workforce fittin dese caus dey so popuar. Dese guys are serious experienced in dare work, all high end Moonlighting Engineers.
So Bruv, wy not giv it a go? We can have all the geer screwed up and fitted in about alf an hour. The geer comes fully tested and each panel has de tic of approval. So, yu two can ave an attic full of lunatics.