Burly, door attendant, Geoff Tutt’s problems with his iTattoo started within a few days, the bladder-fitted urine battery failed, especially under the onslaught of his lager consumption and was soon replaced by an in-body blood-sugar battery. All seemed well, but the under-skin memory card reader stopped recognising the “nicotine-patch” styled cards on his arm, this was soon replaced under warrantee and he had the WiFi fitted whilst under the knife, this was when the real problem started. It was when making love to his twenty-three year old, vivacious wife that she noticed, in the mirror above the bed that the iTattoo on his back was showing a movie of a pornographic nature, featuring a neighbour and her toy-boy in the luxury block of flats. “I shall never be able to look her straight in the face again and her chap really needs to do something about the skin complaint on his shoulders,” she told our reporter. Meantime he has displayed intimate moments of many neighbours preparing Youtube clips, some just recording their private moments for posterity, a spokesman for Apple told us the problem lies in the WiFi and they are looking into it.
Apple’s, latest must-have, iTattoo suffers more glitches!
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