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Started 2 years ago by edward hack
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edward hack

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Posted 2 years ago #
Mrblacker

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Gove - "and if you look closely, you can see the arterial sprays as the club hits home."

Posted 2 years ago #
Gary Stanton

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"The Seal, in this instance, is a metaphor for marxist economic theory"

Posted 2 years ago #
FormerlyAlOPecia

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"..and the Seal grank a gottle of geer".

Posted 2 years ago #
wallster

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No Mr Gove, it says ARC-TIC, say it after me....

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wallster

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Having banned the Hijab, some schools were being encouraged to rethink their policy of allowing children to wear Theo Paphitis hats.

Posted 2 years ago #
edward hack

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Ah yes, this is Nick's favourite, uncle David has to read this one every night before turning the lights out.

Posted 2 years ago #
Hunter F. Thompson

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Thought balloon, an aside: "....and the Taliban should be flying a passenger jet filled with singing nuns on their way to Lourdes and a cargo of frozen apple pies into the Chinese Embassy tower in Hong Kong, in about 21 seconds. They'll never pin it on me....snigger...."

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andhrimnir

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"If we ignore her and carry on reading I'm sure she'll go away"

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andhrimnir

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"So, mister, is a coalition like when we all club together?"

Posted 2 years ago #
Gary Stanton

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"Asbestos is only harmful if you breathe it in"

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Oxbridge

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"...and then I woke up and the Tory government was all a dream."

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jp1885

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Gove: "Children, this is what we call a 'book' - ask your parents."

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arrghgarry

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Did you get the word change seal to coat ?
seal
club
club
coat

Posted 2 years ago #
Quaz

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"Oh no, my young Jedi. You will find that it is you who are mistaken, about a great many things. "

Posted 2 years ago #
Mr.3374

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If you think that's cruel, your book next week is about dolphins and Japan.

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