Paedophile ‘strenuously denies’ being an MP
(6 posts) (4 voices)
... or a TV presenter. (Or perhaps a police officer? Watch this space ...
I can see paedophiles dropping being called paedophiles at their next AGM. They need a less tarnished name.
Like homosexuals did, when they adopted the word "gay" as part of a successful re-branding exercise, or socialists did when they became "progressives". Even the Revolutionary Communist Party of Great Britain - admittedly, somewhat less succssfully - became the Institute of Ideas.
Any suggestions for a more attractive name for paedophiles? "Kiddiefiddler" is rather archaic nowadays. I'm sure that, for a large enough fee, a good PR agency or marketing consultacy would be happy to suggest something much more benign.
Could be an NB story there? "Persecuted Paedophiles Employ Agency To Invent More acceptable Name" or some-such?
Yeah, that's the kind of thing - short, snappy and trendy. But preferbly more inclusive - the victims are not only babies - and perhaps a bit less pervy. Why not something simple and easy to spell, like "Grope"?
After all, if The Marriage Guidance Council can become Relate, why shouldn't paedophiles adopt a short, simple name?
You must log in to post.