Hello, how are you all doing?
I've had a traumatic 8 weeks or so, all of the vowels on my keyboard went on strike in protest of my propensity for the unnecessary elongation of words (e.g. nooooooooooooooo!) This explains the title - which I wrote in May - and is why I've been pretty quiet for the last couple of months. Luckily I had a moment of divine inspiration yesterday, and they all came back when I threatened them with a stint on '8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown'.
Anyway enough about the crazy japes of NAL.
May's winner of the coveted title is AdrianBamforth with the excellent 'Duke and Duchess of Cambridge fail to mate say keepers'.
Runners up are Ludicity (Bedroom tax may force Doctor Who to be evicted from Tardis), Roybland (Waitrose shopper strolled into Aldi nightmare), Wrenfoe (Russell Brand broke Paxman’s heart) and Jesus H (‘Meat must be prepared away from salad and impaled on a large rotating spike’).
Winner for June is antharrison with 'Man who sent back free The Sun football supplement ‘will probably keep Sky TV’
Runners up are Boutros (Health concerns over man who paid full price at Alton Towers), Long Distance Clara (Fifa rules Luis Suarez must be fed before matches), Squudge (Blair awarded Nobel Prize for Physics after proving that black is white) and Pinxit (Cameron acts swiftly to deal with controversial ‘anti-homeless spikes’).
Well done all, I've thoroughly enjoyed going back and reading all of these. Amaaaaaaaziiiiiing!