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Raoul Moat walks into a bar. "Bitter?" asks the barman. "Too fucking right."

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Started 2 years ago by BillyBitzer
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Scargill = Shredded Wheat Hair

BillyBitzer

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With apologies to Arthur Scargill....

Posted 2 years ago #
Doctor Moptop

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It might be old, but it's still funny and in delicious bad taste.

(Might I suggest an edit? Raoul Moat walks into the drinks aisle in Asda ...)

Posted 2 years ago #
BillyBitzer

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I wonder how old it is. "Wat Tyler walks into an ale house..."? No, that doesn't work....

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Ostsee

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I am not too sure about apologising to Arthur Scargill.

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Doctor Moptop

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A quick internet search throws up some interesting facts about old Arthur:

'In 1983, Britain had 170 working mines; by 2009, this number had decreased to four.During the strike, Scargill had constantly claimed that the government had a long-term plan to reduce the industry in this way'

- seems the proof was in the pudding...

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Griffin

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Yes, but coal is so un-ecological. However, all is not lost as we will all go back to it out of desperation. The biggest UK coal reserves are under Oxfordshire. Just think, Banbury becoming a mining town. Can't wait.

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saltire

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Raoul Moat knuckle-walks into a bar..

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Svendo

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Damn Scargill/Thatcher, The miners strike started on my 6th birthday in 1984 and finished on my 7th birthday in 1985. Living in a town which depended on the pit and my dad being a coal miner I didn't have the best year I can tell you.

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