The NRA have today issued a statement criticising Ms Steenkamp for not carrying a loaded handgun with her into the toilet.
'I jus' *never* take off ma gun belt' declares Lou Wyatt at a press conference. 'While sleeping, heck, even when using the bathroom, my semi-automatic pistol is right here, loaded, safety off an' ready to go. If Miss Steenkamp had done what I do, she'd likely still be with us today. There's a lesson and a stern warning for us all, right there.'
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