England soccer failure mastermind Roy Hodgson, who has refused to resign, is defiant his tactics were correct and insisted football is a ‘Game of two pies and a large doner, not forgetting the lager’.
“I only wish I could say something good about England’s performance, but even I just can’t” declared David Cameron, who vowed to do something about it before the next election.
From his holiday apartment, England star striker Wayne Rooney tweeted:
“Must try harder next time. £300,000 a week, not bad for nothing. Thanks 2 Sir Alex and the manu fans.”