Using a few hypnotic hand gestures borrowed from The Master in Dr Who, Blair stated to onlookers at Hyde Park Corner “History will prove me correct”. However he did later admit to the amazed crowd, “It might have not done so yet in Iraq, but just wait for a few more years, and see what great improvements will come”.
When heckled by the audience, he simply stated “You cannot make scrambled eggs without killing off a few fledglings”, then, leaving them to ponder on his infinite wisdom, he made his escape.
Police in London are looking for a ‘Tony Blair’ impersonator, who they say should not be approached by the public as he is extremely dangerous. They advised the public never to look into his eyes.