There - sorted! Do I win a Nobel peace prize for this, please?
Independence Dispute Solved By Complete Swap Of Entire Scots And NI Populations
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Bloody clever, I'll grant you.
Thank you! Now just need a few more people to award some stars before I re-submit my bid for a Nobel prize.
Not that I would want to bump this thread or anything of course.
Not sure your reinvention of the Highland clearances will muster enough political support.
I'm not clearing the highlands (they're already empty anyway).
I'm stuffing Scotland full of people who are fanatically passionate about remaining an integral part of Britain. What could be better?
maybe they'll make you 'peace envoy'
I think Englamd should announce a forthcoming rationalisation of its three associate members of Great Britain down from three to two, and invite bids from Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland to secure continued membership of a Great Britain.
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