Terry Richards, a stuntman who appeared in numerous films including "Raiders of the Lost Ark", "Zulu", "Star Wars" and several Bond films, died last week aged 81.
In tribute to his career, his funeral service will be held in Ruislip, North London, before his coffin is put into a hearse where a sudden scuffle will break out and the coffin thrown from the hearse before being carried away by Nazi soldiers, hotly pursued by Indiana Jones on a horse.
After vanquishing the Nazis with a pistol, Indy will be shocked to find several large knights in armour bearing down upon him. As he jumps out of the way, the knights then take up the coffin and use it as a battering ram through a mob of Vikings in an attempt to escape.
Fortunately at that point James Bond will arrive in a tank, shoots the knights and then takes the coffin a further half a mile only for the tank to fall into a trap and the coffin then slides onto the road, where it becomes the scene of a pitched battle between Eastern swordsmen and Zulu warriors.
Using a smokescreen, a group of British colonial soldiers will make off with the coffin, carrying it to the cemetery and make a last stand to protect it. Amidst cannon fire and mock explosions all over the cemetery, Terry Richards will finally be laid to rest.
"He had a full life with plenty of excitement and I'm sure he would love his final fight sequences", said his son, "although now I'm glad he never did any zombie movies"