Gordon Brown, Nick Clegg and David Cameron are to face their most revealing test of character to date - a live televised game of Monopoly. Though terms and conditions have yet to be agreed, it's understood that there may be no rule book handy, leaving all three participants to negotiate their understanding of the property based board game.
'We'll get to see the men behind the facades in minutes,' said a psychologist, 'this will reveal all their nastiest character defects.'
[I REALLY MUST DO SOME WORK BEFORE THE END OF THE DAY. MEANWHILE ANYONE GOT ANY IDEAS on this?}